Viral Outbreak Warning & Free Clinic
September 19, 2012
Dear VIPs, I regret that I must pass on the following news.
ByoLogyc, in conjunction with Health Canada, has completed studies which have revealed conditions suggestive of a viral outbreak in the Greater Toronto Area. Initial reports, though still early, have indicated a connection between the root cause of the viral outbreak and ByoRenew. I wish to emphasize that the problem is not with ByoRenew itself, but with a modified version that was maliciously created and distributed by an online terrorist organization. Further details are available in the press release.
Let me assure you that ByoLogyc is doing everything it possibly can to contain the spread and impact of this virus. As a precaution, we will be running a FREE Public Health and Community Wellness Clinic on September 29, at the Church of the Holy Trinity, in conjunction with Scotiabank Nuit Blanche. Visitors to the Clinic will receive a free ByoRenew 2.0 primer pill, which has been custom designed to act as an early-stage vaccine against the virus.
Let me also assure you that there is no cause for alarm. Our own tests as well as those by Health Canada indicate that the symptoms caused by the virus are negligible and likely temporary. For those concerned that they might be experiencing symptoms, we will shortly be providing a way for you to report these online.
From myself and the rest of the team here at ByoLogyc, thank you for sticking with us! Together, we will get through this, and move onto better things.