Olive Swift’s Firing & VIP Updates
September 12, 2012
It is my sober duty to inform you that due to recent discoveries surrounding failures to report clinical trials to the HPFB Inspectorate, Olive Swift has been removed from her post as VP Quality Assurance as of September 10, 2012.
Ms. Swift was a rising star at ByoLogyc until her ambition outpaced her moral authority. ByoLogyc, if nothing else, is a company of integrity and openness. As Human Resources director, I take a small part of the blame allowing a rotten egg to slip through the cracks.
However, there’s good news! I am delighted to announce an update to the VIP website, with new tasks and rewards.
We’ve revamped things with your feedback in mind, and we will be rolling out additional tasks within the coming weeks.
Most exciting of all, you can now use your ByoPoints to join departments and work directly with ByoLogyc’s senior staff. Mr. Getram has stated that he will be monitoring which departments attract the most VIPs, and that staff members will be compensated or penalized accordingly. I expect you will all take this with the utmost seriousness it deserves.
Senior HR Officer